1. Hong Kong Gardens – Siouxsie And The Banshees – The purely disparaging colors Siouxsie is painted in Moz’s autobiography at least leaves some musical room to maneuver. Well, I’ll give her this one – A-
2. Linda Let Me Be The One – Bruce Springsteen – Born To Run outtake… for a reason – C
3. All The Rage – Elvis Costello – Off the pretty darn good Brutal Youth, a flat out masterpiece of spite at being dumped for another guy – A
4. Problem – Ariana Grande – Terrible on stage, this is pure pop plus a rap by Azalea – B
5. Loyal – Chris Brown – Pretty awesome modern pop – B+
6. Pyramid Scheme – Matt Zo – That’s not a sample of Chuck D rapping “Can I Get A Witnees”, he actually went in and recorded it – B
7. She Can’t Dance – Marshall Crenshaw – An ode to a rock and roll fan in the sweet little sixteen lineage – A
8. Islands In The Stream – Bee Gees – Yet another Bee Gees song you could swear someone else wrote – A
9. Boys ‘Round Here – Blake Shelton – Making red neck culture comfortable for yobs – A
10. Photographs (You Are Taking Now) – Damon Albarn – Jesus, this is miserable and not cool miserable, it is dreary, depressed and just plain bad – D
