1. Colored Spade – Lamont Washington – The President of the United States of love takes racial slurs and embraces them with more power than raps pre-empting of “nigga” some 20 years after “Hair” came out of the Public Theater – A
2. We Might Be Dead By Tomorrow – Soko – Sounds like a the National song – C
3. Cold As Ice – Foreigner – Pop standard from way back, there only good song but that piano hook is pretty powerful – B+
4. Square Dancing – Eminem – His greatest moment is a head on no nonsense snapshot of Dubya’s America – A+
5. Renegade – Styx – Even their biggest hit sucked – C-
6. Sexercise – Kylie Minogue – Olivia Newton John ain’t afraid – C+
7. Zombie – The Coathangers – That bass lick is pretty excellent – B+
8. Macarena – The Flamingos, Miss Piggy – There is no reason for Miss Piggy singing the novelty track should be so funny – B+
9. Heart Attack – Enrique Iglesias – Unbearable – D+
10. Vandalize – Luther Dickinson – Interesting take on singer songwriter, but a little too irritating to break out of the album – C
