UMass Amherst is a gigantic campus smack dab in the middle of nowhere. Its sprawling and awkward terrain got it quickly crossed of Mary Magpie’s list. That and the fact that they do animal testing right there behind picturesque New England stone and mortar.
And now the Uni is looking at about a $18,500 debt as it cancels and electronic dance party cuz they’re too afraid Molly will crash the party leaving co eds dead in the quad. The decision was made by school officials leaving the idiotic named “NV Concepts’ in a lurch. NV responsible for the Zedd show at Boston’s House of Blues where some idiot broad croaked on Molly. Am I being harsh? Yeah, you do drugs you have a calculated risk to die- just like crossing the street in New York against the light.
UMass released a horrible and riddled with errors written statement on the matter and if you think I use too many commas you aint seen nothing yet. The campus fun committee sold just over 1, 371 tickets will be refunded at the box office.
“The university, we’re trying to take a proactive approach,” Fitzgibbons said. Comcast-Spectacor, which manages the Mullins Center, sided with the school regarding the cancellation.
“We, along with the University, felt that, at this particular time, in light of recent incidents, that it would be in everyone’s best interest to cancel this particular show,” the company said in a statement. “It’s unfortunate as we know a lot of people have been looking forward to it, but we all felt it was what needed to be done at this time.”
I do believe whomever wrote out that statement was mainlining smack cuz it’s a hot damn mess.
How about we just do away with edm anyway, it sucks and if you want to feel the music straddle a amp stack and shut the fuck up.