Look I cant make this shit up, there isn't a way. This 'rockabye baby' thing is just plain out of hand. I fear there will come a day when we have the Five Finger Death Punch version of it. But for now, its The White Stripes.
This is a sure fire way to torture yourself and your child. I know we all miss the Stripes and well Jack is fine on his own but put him on a tin keyboard and the songs just lose their swagger. They become obnoxious and sad. Its grating enough to slow down bad ass rocking tunes but plink them and someone needs a whoopin'.
Heres the press schpeel:
Rockabye Baby transforms rock favourites into beautiful instrumental lullabies. Guitars and drums are traded for xylophones and bells, and the volume is turned down from an eleven to a two. In short, Rockabye Baby makes rock music baby-friendly and kids music adult-friendly. These charming recordings are sophisticated enough for everyone to enjoy, yet gentle enough for you to share with your little ones. The US catalogue currently has over 50 albums in their collection from The Beatles, U2, Bob Marley, Queen, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Madonna and The Police to name a few.
Rumor has it Elton John adores this shit and plays it for his children. As if those poor dears didn't have enough annoying shit around them. Oh and pop over to their site and hear 'Knights of Cydonia" by Muse and tell me you don't want to kill someone.
http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/
Anyway White Stripe Tracklisting
Fell In Love With A Girl
Blue Orchid
I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
My Doorbell
You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As You're Told)
The Hardest Button to Button
Seven Nation Army
Icky Thump
Jolene
Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground
Hotel Yorba
We're Going To Be Friends