50 Shades Of Whatever: The Soundtrack Album Playlist
Mr. Lababedi will dis you now
Here is the soundtrack album for the female porn s&m epic 50 Shades Of Grey, a movie that looks so terrible it makes me wanna kinda sad though unlike our female friends, I don’t care what gets millions and millions of women off, the way they care about what gets me off. Really, it is the complete wrong fantasy for me. Excuse the second hand psychology, but the lesson here is yes what gets women off is billionaire male models telling them what to do and not love’s first kiss. Oh, also boring music.
The new stuff here I’ve heard, the Weeknd and Ellie Goulding, is terrible, the Beyonce remix is OK. Of the new stuff I haven’t heard there is two pieces of Elfman incidental music, the Jesse Ware album last October wasn’t bad at all, Laura Welsh is another UK soul electro pop singer,Skylar Gray has not lived up to expectations, Sia is a big star but not my scene, AWOLNATION are an actual rock band, and Vaults are indie poppers, The mainstream covers: Sinatra is a masterpiece and the Stones about as good. Now bring me my whip.
1. Annie Lennox – I Put a Spell On You
2. Laura Welsh – Undiscovered
3. The Weeknd – Earned It
4. Jessie Ware – Meet Me In the Middle
5. Ellie Goulding – Love Me Like You Do
6. Beyoncé – Haunted (Michael Diamond Remix)
7. Sia – Salted Wound
8. The Rolling Stones – Beast of Burden
9. AWOLNATION – I’m On Fire
10. Beyoncé – Crazy In Love (2014 Remix)
11. Frank Sinatra – Witchcraft
12. Vaults – One Last Night
13. Skylar Grey – I Know You
14. Danny Elfman – Anna and Christian
15. Danny Elfman – Did That Hurt?
