1. Cher Lloyd – 'Swagger Jagger'
2. JLS feat. Dev – 'She Makes Me Wanna'
3. The Wanted – 'Glad You Came'
4. Ed Sheeran – 'The A Team'
5. DJ Fresh feat. Sian Evans – 'Louder'
6. David Guetta feat. Cruz & Ludacris – 'Little Bad Girl'
7. Beyonce – 'Best Thing I Never Had'
8. Nicki Minaj – 'Super Bass'
9. Rizzle Kicks – 'Down With The Trumpets'
10. Loick Essien feat. Tanya Lacey – 'How We Roll'
Comment: I have this theory about the UK charts: if I don't know it, it is either an X Factor contestant or a DJ. The top song, a rewrite of, er, "My Darling Clementine", is the former. For our sins.