For a lot people, if you're extraordinary at one particular thing, chances are likely that you're mediocre at pretty much everything else.
Tom Felton, better known as Draco Malfoy, is one of those people.
In the Harry Potter movies, he's the fantastic villain you love to hate. Like the other members on the HP team, he's a phenomenal actor. Apparently, he once said "I was thinking of doing some N-Dubz-style stuff. I am looking to get into the grime rap UK scene. I'm going to change my image – backward caps, the lot."
He released a tune called "Hawaii". How it has anything at all to do with the grime rap UK scene, I have no idea. Regardless, whatever genre it actually is, I hope it's a joke.
It sounds like a pathetic attempt at trying to make beachy music, basically anything but rap.
It really is just terrible. There's not a single good thing about the song. His voice is just decent, and the song itself is just really stupid. The lyrics seem to have been written by a person with no writing experience, while the backtrack is generic and lame. I've not a single good thing to say about it.
I really hope that Felton's just pulling our leg and pretending that this is really what he's working on because if he's trying to create something for the "grime rap UK scene", he's not only failing miserably, but he is quite dim.
Tom Felton should just stick to acting.
100 points from Slytherin.
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