Coldplay put the names of the 50 songs they have in various stages of recording on cards and according to a roadie: “The cards are first arranged on the wall in terms of A, B and C. The A list are songs that have to go on the record. The B list are songs that might or might not. The C list contains things that are being left.”
It’s hard to know where to begin with this… can I trust you to make your own jokes about these bedwetters? The Honor System?

