
News: “If you are here without our permission, and we have given you two months to leave, and you’re still here, and we find that you’re still here after we we’ve given you the deadline to leave, then you become property of the State of Iowa,” he argued. “And we have a job for you. And we start using compelled labor, the people who are here illegally would therefore be owned by the state and become an asset of the state rather than a liability and we start inventing jobs for them to do.” That was Iowa radio host Jan Mickelson and while usually you’d just shake your head and smirk, in this political moment it sounds like a real possibility.
The Homeless: Did you read Dick Destiny’s comment from yesterday?
“You know exactly what happened to them along with every other American and citizen who lives here with at least half a functioning brain. They were taken away in a police sweep built on “clean city” and “anti-disease” laws that were specifically written for the purpose. In the Third Reich they had what were called “fog of night” disappearances and while this is not that, the US has its own way of sweeping away what it considers to be undesirables, unique to its own history, dressed up as civilization and necessary sanitation measures for the rest of “us.”
This the country we wanted. Now we have it. Pearl-clutching, which I do myself, is not going to fix it.”
Live: Comedy tomorrow, Earl Sweatshirt tonight.
Recorded: The new Angel Deradoorian is good for maybe 36 hours which considering even your favorite

