One poicture is worth a thousand words, right? So this one picture, which looks like a parody of college courses and pop music at the same time, and stars the always risable Clive Davis, has got to be a put on, right?
Even the title is like waking up into a pink and orange nightmare, actually, even the colors are like waking up into a pink and orange nightmare.
Always the professional, I checked it out on line. OK, you not only have to fork out a ton of bucks (I'm guessing here) but you also have to forward an online creative porfolio. So I guess I'm out.
It all seems a little self-evident. Electro pop from "I Feel Love" through 80s synth bands to post-grunge. What exactly is there left to say about it? Personal, I'd draw the line from Chic to Dr. Luke, but what do I know? I don't have an online creative porfolio.
Incidenetally, when did college stop being about learning stuff and start being about spending money. And what has Clive Davis got to do with electro-pop? An English movement which took disco and added a rock sensibility and culminated in Manchester at the Hacienda with the late great Tony Wilson?
As for price, I've just wasted 15 minutes on the website and I still can't figure it out. Though the Grants, Loans and Scholarships are very fucking onimous…