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Television Lite: July 1st – July 5th, 2013

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For the first time I can literally say you have seen it all before- that is if you wanted to. Every show this week is a repeat…why? Its Fourth of July week!  Yup, that magical time when we blow shit up and eat off fire.  The American celebration of independence and freedom draped in red, white and blue.  You do realize that all that fireworks is symbolic of war, right?  So ‘ooohh’ and ‘ahhhh’ all you want but it’s the Disney version of having your leg blown off, just sayin’.

Oh and are you having ‘hot dogs’ on the grill?  Mmmm, pig entrails and rendering shoved into an intestine! Sorta makes me feel all Yankee Fuckin’ Doodle Dandy!  Maybe someone will get so drunk they’ll throw up on your lawn!  Better yet maybe it’ll rain.

Monday, July 1

David Letterman: Harry Connick Jr. (R 6/13/13)
Jay Leno: Family of the Year (R 5/16/13)
Craig Ferguson: Debbie Reynolds (R 4/8/13)
Conan O’Brien: Nate Bargatze (R 4/8/13)
Kelly & Michael: Miranda Cosgrove
Ellen DeGeneres: Jon Bon Jovi (R 4/23/13)

Tuesday, July 2

David Letterman: Luke Bryan (R 5/13/3)
Jay Leno: The-Dream & Kelly Rowland (R 5/20/13)
Craig Ferguson: He’s My Brother She’s My Sister (R 4/10/13)
Chelsea Lately: Ciara
Conan O’Brien: Dropkick Murphys (R 4/11/13)
Ellen DeGeneres: Emmitt Smith, Cheryl Burke (R 11/1/12)

Wednesday, July 3

David Letterman: Frank Turner and the Sleeping Souls (R 6/3/13)
Jay Leno: Jamie Foxx(R 6/11/13)
Conan O’Brien: Russell Brand)
The Talk: Gretchen Wilson, the Wanted

Thursday, July 4

David Letterman: a performance from the Broadway musical “Matilda” (R 6/11/13))
Conan O’Brien: Fall Out Boy (R 4/17/13)
The Talk: Steven Tyler

Friday, July 5

David Letterman: John Fogerty with Dawes (R 5/22/13)
Jay Leno: Trace Adkins & Colbie Caillat (R 6/12/13)
Chelsea Lately: Eve (R 6/26/13)
Ellen DeGeneres: Miley Cyrus (R 11/8/12)


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