I hate Beyonce. I hate this latest quasi apology / no apology lip sync crap more for her attitude about it than for its actual happening. What a bitch, and how ghetto fabulous that she'll actually sing at the Bowl. She sucks.
The Ravens and the 49rs are not even on my radar. As a New England fan with a minor in Jets this bowl is a pass to me. The commercials don't apply to me and the half time show is a joke. Remember U2's half time show? ZZ Top and those motorcycles? Actually my brother was at that one and said the entire place almost died from the fumes..oh fumes from the motorcycles I think, not the band. Last year the horrible Madonna, years ago Janet Jacksons tit……and now Beyonce.
I could do better. The criteria? Has to be flashy, has to be quick, has to have a shock and awe moment. Easy.
Heres the plan. We open up with a screening of "Meat Is Murder" while 500 cows enter the stadium. Morrissey can sit down so his ulcer doesn't flare up. Follow that up with Chrissie Hynde singing "Bad Boys Get Spanked" in honor of all the ass high fiving that goes on during the game. The cows can just pogo to that if they'd like. Then fill the stage with the most amazing hardcore bands of all time, Four Year Strong, Lions Lions, Alesana, to sing "Tonight We Feel Alive", get a rousing pit going as the cows are gently ushered off the field, let the kids go wild. Then just blow something up at the end.
I hate the Super Bowl, I hate the nacho eating wing sucking mentality of it all. Beyonce is a good fit. Fake for fake.