This should do it, right?
I mean, can you really see Mary Magpie reviewing every episode of American Idol next season if Steve Tyler is gonna be on it.
Steve Tyler?
What’s that about? really, I am sure his family love him very much but whatever magic hold American Idol has had over the American public, began its death rattle with Paula Abdul leaving and is over and out without Simon Cowel.
How does Steve Tyler replace Simon Cowel?? How did Ellen replace Paula? It’s as if they were Coke and they decided to change the formula and now, with the inclusion of the DOA Tyler -who might know rock (rather, classic rock( but is completely clueless in pop and country which is where AI makes its living, the program has become useless… actually, it was useless last year and now it is elvis, it ha jumped the shark: they fucked up the formula and they won’t get it back.
Really? Tyler? Howard Stern was who they shoulda gotten, that woulda brought em back. Tie his salery to ratings. Jeez, even idda watched AI with Stern on it.
Actually, when they went to having guest judges? That’s when they started to fuck it all up.
Well, it is over now, or at least as something that (I predict) won’t do better than a 15 rating and sure any other show would sell their mother for a 15, it is a helluva come down when you’ve had 22s.
And then the slide will start…. is that a shark I see before me?