Spider Fail By Helen Bach

To me, Spiderman has been the most lame of all the Superheroes.
Seriously the dude got bit by a spider… big deal.
To me, Spiderman the Broadway Musical will be the most lame of all the Broadway musicals
The only good thing about it is that Iman and I are going to it black tie and red carpet, if the damn thing ever opens.
Welcome to snag number 156654650. 
Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark  featuring the masterful works of U2 has been pushed back once again.
This time delaying to January.
Reasons? Well everything from too many flying stunts to pass inspection right down to this little dig:
“Julie Taymor (best known for The Lion King) has been “experimenting over and over with the flying stunts and other special effects rather than preoccupying herself with deadlines.”
oooo catty!
“Shows like ours, that embrace the challenge of opening on Broadway without an out-of-town tryout, often need to adjust their schedules along the way,” said executive producer Michael Cohl. “Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark has an unprecedented level of technical artistry, and getting it right takes time. We apologize in advance to any inconvenienced ticketholders.”
I say Iman and I go grab a pizza instead.
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