Holy Jesus God on a donut Social Distortion is on Conan tonight.
Now I’m not insane I’m just WOW how cool is that like seriously Social D!
Hellyeah.
Conan is is like the bad ass booker of cool bands since SNL is a bag of skank poser top 40 radio shmap crap.
(sorry Iman but seriously I haven’t seen a band that didn’t make me file my nails to a talons in forever and I totally love love love our tv time together but YUCK)
So yeah Conan has had the White Stripes and last night was My Chemical Romance and if you want to go way back to his ‘prior network days’ he even entertained Joe Strummer and The Mighty Mescaleros…moment of respect here y’all.
That time was magic puuuuuuuuuuuure magic.
OK Back to Social Distortion, these guys are old as hell they have no right being so cool still.
Wait.
I guess this proves I’m not the only cool old timer on Earth and I’m not sure if I’m willing to share that title.
Wait, yeah I will with these cats.
OK watch this and you’ll be a tiny bit cooler than you were before seeing it.
Then stay up and watch them tonight and see you don’t have to die before you get old.
On the contrary you can still kick ass, as long as you’re never ever fake.