Six Things That Should Never Happen (Starring Adam Lambert) -by Helen Bach

There are some things in this world that should never ever happen.  I will start a list for you of these things.
I do this as a public service announcement.  I feel as someone with a public voice it is my obligation.
So grab a pen and paper and take notes.  Your life is your quiz.

1- Betty White should never pose nude.
2- Ted Nugent should never come to my house
3-Saturday Night Live should never be recorded
4-Women over 20 shouldnt wear Uggs
5-Bar drinks should never have that germy lemon hanging off the rim
But most of all
6-Adam Lambert should NEVER sing Metallica
What the hell is he on?

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