What the hell is wrong with the world today? Rockabye Baby is a company taking mommy and daddys stoner day tunes reproducing them on a cheap Casio keyboard and selling it online as lullabies.
Babys are very receptive to sound and not only are we, in fact, subjecting them to tones no human should hear we are also offering them the most crap 80s of all time. Rush?
There is child abuse and there is infanticide. This borderlines the later. It is painful to hear and an insult to any sort of intelligence the blob of flesh may have. But much like high heels for pre walkers there is a market for this crap so- why not.
To hear "Limelight" done in such a matter makes me not only want to throw the disc but throw the baby out with the bath water. Is someone enjoying this? Perhaps this is a joke-that must be it. This isnt even a bad idea its just horribly excecuted and the bands theyre chosing to cover quite simply suck.
Here is the 'overview':
Rockabye Baby transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. Guitars and drums are traded for soothing mellotrons, vibraphones and bells, and the volume is turned down from an eleven to a two. Rockabye Baby is the perfect way to share the music you love with the littlest rocker in your life
That is the first lie. There is nothing beautiful about it. Wait there is more:
Do you have a modern day warrior putting up a fight at bedtime? Looking for a reliable way to put baby to sleep and not some fly by night sandman? Try Rockabye Baby’s tender lullaby versions of Rush’s hard rock hits. This magic music will bring your baby closer to the heart of slumberland.
This is terrible stuff and its not only rush. Im just waiting on the Bob Seger edition that at least would match the intelligence level of their standard fan.
This is horrible. Just awful. Stream it and tell me I'm wrong.