Rest Assured, Courtney Love Has Found The Missing Plane

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Has the confidence of this woman no limit? Courtney Love is insane, that’s a fact but it’s not your average insanity, it comes wrapped around an ego whose size just equals her humongous assurance and strong opinion. Now CSI Courtney Love thinks she has found the vanishing Malaysia Airlines plane! She posted a photo on her Facebook page and twitter account, clearly indicating where the plane has crashed in the ocean, and she added the following comment: ‘I’m no expert but up close this does look like a plane and an oil slick. http://www.tomnod.com/nod/challenge/malaysiaairsar2014/map/128148 … prayers go out to the families #MH370 and its like a mile away Pulau Perak, where they “last” tracked it 5°39’08.5″N 98°50’38.0″E but what do I know?’

You are no expert Courtney? So stop right there! Did she spend all night looking at satellite photos on Tomnod? Yeah, experts from all over the world are looking for a clue, and Courtney Love has solved the mystery alone behind her computer, she has found the plane just a mile away from where it was last tracked. Duh! Does she even realize how stupid and crazy she sounds? May be she is high again and she is hallucinating in front of her screen, all I see on this photo is sunlight reflecting on sea water! Plus I have read that this same image has been floating around on the internet, so it’s not even original material Courtney, but sure we needed these helpful Paint annotations to see the light. She even spoke about her ‘findings’ to New York Magazine: ‘I saw an article asked people to help search on Tomnod.com so I decided to give it a shot,” she said. “I figured a plane would still be leaking some fuel so I searched for signs of an oil slick. I found one and there appeared to be an object nearby. I don’t know if it is the plane or not, but I figured I’d do my part and bring some awareness to the site, for the sake of all the families involved.’… ‘I hope they find the plane, I pray they’re still alive, it’s sad and my heart goes out to all those involved. It’s the least I can do.’ So much empathy, it is your typical Love

Obviously when it comes to solve mystery, she is the one to consult, just ask Tom Grant. Why is Courtney Love looking for a plane thousands of miles away when she wasn’t able to find her dead husband, whose body was in the same house she was living in? Actually, if she continues to look closely at these satellite pictures, she may also find the suicide note left by the plane pilot before the crash.

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