Where has Lady Gaga been and who really cares? The bizarre health scares, weight gain/loss crotch shots and wheel chairs the woman is a walking disaster with a talent unflappable. But she’s still rather vile, very fake and a pied piper of circus freaks.
Most of all that girl is rich. Listed among Forbes Magazine’s annual Top 10 earners under 30 the Gagger whomped in a healthy eighty million clams.
Both Justin ‘piss in a bucket’ Beiber and Taylor ‘omigosh!’ Swift are hold up directly below with $58 and $55 million respectively. Extreme wealth for extreme talent and extreme mental health issues all around. Money can buy happiness and therapy- thank goodness.
What I found interesting (not really but sorta) is the Twilight kids Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner are ranked as well, but alas Robert Pattison is not- he must be pissed as hell. At age 27 he is still eligible so what gives? Not enough speaking gigs and cardboard cutouts? Poor dear.
New mom Adele, shes there as is smack worthy Rihanna, yeah I went there. This list is disturbing when there are so many more talented ‘underground’ acts that just need a break. Until then- read it and weep.
- Lady Gaga – $80 million
- Justin Bieber – $58m
- Taylor Swift – $55m
- Calvin Harris – $46m
- Rihanna – $43m
- Katy Perry – $39m
- Jennifer Lawrence $26m
- Adele – $25m
- Kristen Stewart – $22m
- Taylor Lautner – $22m