We have all been assaulted by a car stereo volume. The thump of the bass can cause the entire structure of steel to rattle and buzz. Amazingly I have a pure trash neighbor who has taught me a lot about the fine art of being a vehicular asshole.
How? Cuz every time I run down my driveway with the look of Satan’s spawn to tell the idiot to turn it down as he idles at road side I get a bit closer. He’s a nice kid, just a moron with no regard for the rest of mankind when it comes to his ‘jams’.
Each time I approach his car I notice one thing- it’s not the volume of the song it’s the intensity of the bass. So actually they’re not hearing the blaring volume of the entire tune just the thump. Here is the fun thing, as much as I want to smash this kids piece of crap car to smithereens with a bat is as much as I admire the kids music. Without his ghetto swag I would never have discovered Don Omar. For this I am grateful but I still want to kick his ass for rattling the dishes in my cabinets- and trust me one day I will.
Which brings us to the next generation of assholes behind the wheel. Get a load of this new item. A freaking EQ sticker for your window! Now the kid next door would kill for this (most likely literally, the SOB is a thug) but how distracting this will be! We already have the towel rack spoilers, undercarriage lighting and lenses that fake xenon headlights and let us not forget the bumper sticker and magnet and antenna flower and Seymour Butts doll, the box of tissues and the ten thousand stuffed animals on your back dashboard. Now let’s party it up with the (get this product name!) "Fashion Flash Sticker Music Rhythm LED EL Light Lamp Sound Activated Equalizer"—and lets please hope its outlawed soon.