It will cost you to pay tribute to the King of Pop.
This could well be more disturbing than my Marilyn Manson video.
News comes that Forest Lawn Cemetery memorial in Glendale, California will now be selling..well really I’m not sure how to word this so I’ll be bold.
If you bring flowers to Michael Jacksons grave, you ll have to pay $3.00 to leave them there. Almost as if you’re Teleflora and that’s the fee.
This brings up some amazing stuff.
First being who determined the fee anyway? Whats $3.00? Why not $5.00 or even less.
I’m sure this is for grounds keeping but I cant recall something more tacky regarding the dead in quite awhile
Next who’s getting a cut? Jackson’s dad cuz technically theyre royalties right? So is this going to Jackson’s children? Would that explain the $3.? Like a buck a kid or something?
Regardless this is insane.
Here’s what you do.
You allow floral tribute.
At weeks end or when a certain limit is hit say…..hmmmmmmmm 4 thousand carnations or something, you get the ol cemetery van and bring those flowers to a nursing home or hospital so they can do what flowers are supposed to do, bring joy.
Then take that estimated value and add the ‘handling fee’ and use it as a freakin tax deduction.
Fkn disgusting pigs.
Sorry Michael, just another way your adoring fans are making you’re legend into a bad joke.