I am trying very hard to say something about the cookie cutter “Sleeping With A Broken Heart” and all I can think of is, will buzzparadise please use Lady Gaga for their next campaign. True, Alicia Keys is prettier, and looks awesome in shades. But she also looks awesome out of shades and try as you might you can’t keep your mind on Keys fetching Carerra sunglasses (see -I’ll work for the money!!).
But the song.
Gosh is it lousy. It is painful. I can’t listen to the thudding drum machine one second longer. When you right a song aren’t you meant to, er write a song? There isn’t one here.
I’ve got nothing against Alicia Keys, honest I don’t, but after scaring the neighours last month with the best reason to hate my hometown I have now listened to “Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart” and can sincerely recommend you watch Keys in a form fitting outfit WITH THE VOLUME DOWN.
Still even Dylan had to admit “There is nothing wrong with this woman”.
And she looks great in Carrerra sunglases.
Or have I mentioned that?
Now where’s my money??