MTV Video Stars? Sez Who? By Helen Bach

Some of us were around before videos and I’m one of them. I do remember when MTV actually played videos and there were like 10 in heavy rotation

Wow how time changes things. Now MTV rarely has videos there are about 5 different music channels and well there are still awards

Tonight is the VMA’s or the Video Music Awards. At 9pm on MTV.

Will I be watching? Well Ill puke if I have to watch Hayley Williams or Nicki Mange or Kesha.. but Ill peek now and then. I’ll surf it.

There are what seem to bee 200 categories but all I care about are these. Looking at the nominees I don’t even really care about who wins but the outfits could be cool.
BEST NEW ARTIST
Ke$ha
Title: TiK ToK

Jason Derulo
Title: In My Head

Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris
Title: Baby
Nicki Minaj featuring Sean Garrett

Title: Massive Attack
Broken Bells
Title: The Ghost Inside

VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance
30 Seconds To Mars
Title: Kings and Queens’

Lady Gaga featuring Beyoncé
Title: Telephone

Eminem
Title: Not Afraid
B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams

Title: Airplanes

BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Lady Gaga
Title: Bad Romance

Kesha
Title: TiK ToK
Katy Perry featuring Snoop Dogg
Title: California Gurls

Taylor Swift
Title: Fifteen

Best Male Artist
Eminem
Title: Not Afraid

Usher featuring Will.i.am
Title: OMG
B.o.B featuring Hayley Williams
Title: Airplanes

Drake
Title: Find Your Love

Jason Derulo
Title: In My Head

and the winner is?

and the winner is?

Not the American Public, cuz where are all the bands we love? Where the fuck is Fuzzy G? HIS NAME IS FUZZY! Where is Modern Hut (no seriously where the HELL are they?) Screaming Females? Where is Devil Wears Prada? Bring Me The Horizon? Where are they? Oh yeah.. they’re busy making music instead of licking the industry fat cats and posing for the camera…..rock on kids…

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