Well my dear friends you may as well start calling rocknyc Moznyc cuz the obsession runs deep among us all.Ya figure if you’ve got a website with two vegans, a vegetarian and a dude from Manchester, you’re lucky we report on anything else.
So alrighty here is the 411. Moz has signed to a label. Harvest, a division of Universal is his new home. So by the time 2014 ends we will have the 10th solo Morrissey album and not only that… we are promised another under this new contract. So screw you Amanda Palmer and your how to earn a buck campaign, dumbass fuzzy slob.
Now on to the real bit. Morrissey will tour in 2014.
He. Will. Tour.
If you have ever seen a live Moz show you already know it is a religious experience. You will cry- you will scream and if you are me, nearly faint.
“Morrissey is a truly singular artist whose music and live performances first captured a worldwide audience thirty years ago and never let go,” said Capitol Music group executive vice president Michelle Jubelirer. “He is uncompromising in his integrity, extremely devoted to his fans and an artist with a unique and needed voice in our culture. It’s so great that Morrissey is with CMG, and, more important, that he is about to record his first new album in five years.”
Where will he tour? Will he travel with a doctor? If you recall this guy gets sick and cancels endlessly. Will he start his tour in South America? No no no no.. he needs to start his tour on the East Coast of the US and go on from there. That way we get him nice and fresh and healthy- you kids can worry about your own stops but as for us. We got dibs cuz we’re better than anywhere else.
Praise the Lord.. no wait…Praise Morrissey!