Meatloaf claims to have wanted to change his name since 1972, because he worried people wouldn’t take him seriously.
Yeah, it’s the name that made people not take him seriously..
Here are some recommendations:
Meathead
Meatloaf Cougar Mellencamp
Steak And Fries
Gravy
Bat Loaf
Loaf Of Bread
Fat Loaf
Bruce Springsteen (Everybody takes him seriously, especially himself)
Meat Stickles (but he’ll have to grow a beard -a scary concept)
Conor Loaf (so he can get all the girls)
Meat Pitchfork -lotsa rave reviews
Vegan Loaf
Or just plain Brooklyn
Alright, that’ll do it….