Madonna is opening up an international chain of health clubs called
“Hard Candy Fitness”
Madonna is no spring chicken, she is fit I suppose but she looks like hell.
There is a line for a woman- the first one is not to have man hands.
Cartilage bone and muscle aren’t attractive beneath 45 year old skin.
As we age- we lose elasticity, when we push our bodies to extreme we become freak like
Sorta like this photo.
According to the press release the centers will open:
“10 “major cities” in countries like Russia, Brazil and parts of Asia, and its flagship center will open in Mexico City next month.”
Mexico City… fine choice of location.
Each center will feature classes, a bicycle studio, a juice bar, a mind/body studio and
“lavish locker rooms built with the finest materials.”
Built with the finest materials?
What the hell, this is a tax shelter isn’t it?
K here’s another photo to make you puke just cuz its fun
