While the repressing, thieving Sultan of Brunei, Hasasanal Bolkiah (gross worth? $40 Billion) will take his boots off the throat of his citizens long enough to scoff scampi and chips at the royal brouhahah, our very own Lilly Allen will be at home with her morning TV and a box of kleenix and she is pissed. Hell hath no fury like Lily Allen? An overstatement of course.Lily was left off the guest list for the Royal Wedding.
And even Joss Stone was invited.
And Allen “outraged’ at her lack of invite. "Well, you can quote me as 'outraged', why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi ? I sang at the Diana concert too!" Referring to the 2007 “Concert For Diana”.
I will tell you why Lily to me it’s quite clear. You’re too cool. Sultan Of Brunei? Why not. Joss Stone? Sure. But seriously, do you want to be anywhere they go in the first place? Yes, yes it’s an honor to be invited its an honor in the homeland, but it’s also going to be a drag. Do you really want to spend the day with Elton and his hair plugs going on and on about his new baby? That alone would have me respectfully declining.
Lily needs to come to America. We love a girl with fire and she’s perfect. She would be fantastic role model for girls here. I wonder why no one sees that yet? With songs like “Smile” you’d think she was my long lost daughter.
I can understand the frustration of being ‘snubbed’ for such a prestigious event but think of your background girl. Your dad would be in stitches turning it in to a comedy routine and your Godfather would be making a ruckus. You’re better off not going; don’t let them see it bugs you. Write a song about how Kate has a lousy figure or how William has cotton candy hair or better yet, go record some more music girls can rally to. We need you more than they do.