Lady Gaga, Stick a Fork In It

Lady Gaga could have been the queen of all thats cool.  With her creative mind, her legion of club kids armed with eyeliners and glitter, she could have taken over the world.

Brilliant songs with great hook, fun and interesting stage presence- it was right there it was in her meaty palm.  Instead she chose to become just another cliche'.  A pathetic 'star' full of arm chair delegation.  I loathe her.

When a pop star 'tries' too hard this is what happens.  "Dont Ask Dont Tell" showed us that she really wasnt bulit for rally cry other than perhaps the stereotypical loser motto of 'I love you, believe in yourself!".  It was kind of funny to watch her at those protests though, clueless and bumbling.

Latest eccentricity?  Food.  She will only eat from one particular sous chef in London.  'Gaga won't eat anything unless it's been specifically prepared by Angela which means meal times can be a bit of a nightmare when she's on promo duty,'

Angela being Angela Farmer, a chef in the lavish Lanesborough hotel.  On a protein lean diet Gaga must have everything 'just so'. 

'[Gaga] specifically loves Angela's canapés of serrano-wrapped shrimps and her monkfish skewers, so quite often these are wrapped up and served as an on-the-road packed lunch,' the source added.

Which also makes a lovely hat.

You thought the scandal ended when people realized she didnt actually have a penis?  No way, this broad is a scandal treasure chest- wonder whats next.

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