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KISS My Casket

Now here is a band that knows their target market.  KISS now has sold their likeness to Eternal Image a firm specializing in the creation of officially licensed Urns and Caskets.

No lie your corpse could be lied out in this beauty.  Your family could gather round and flsh the devil horns and flick their tongues rather than offer prayer.  Its the perfect rock and roller exit vehicle.

“Our KISS caskets offer fans a unique expression of their love for this iconic rock band,” said Nick Popravsky, VP of Sales & Marketing, Eternal Image. “KISS fans worldwide have been awaiting these products, and we’ve even received product inquiries from as far away as The Netherlands recently.”

I’m not even a KISS fan and I want one.

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