Justin Bieber is on the cover of Rolling Stone, pausing in wife beater behind the text ‘Hot, Ready, Legal’. The image is already hilarious, but the AV Club, who has read the article, is saying that Bieber reveals in it he is part Indian, or ‘Inuit or something’,… in fact he is not exactly sure of what tribe his ancestors could possibly belong to, but the funniest part of the story is that he thinks this gives him the privilege to get free gas in his country, Canada. Which is not true of course since Indians only get $0.15 break on each liter,… but what’s the difference for this privilege kid? He gets a few cents off, thinks the gas is free, when he probably doesn’t even know the price of a liter of gas.
Any other big revelations? He doesn’t like cheese fondue, since people who eat it are ‘old and from Paris’,.. well, fuck you Bieber, you don’t know what you are missing. He prefers kiss-ass-Leno to Letterman, just like old people by the way, and I suppose he will also vote for Mitt Romney.
But above everything, Bieber affirms in the interview he is a man now, 'I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way', but after all, he is not really sure as he is 'probably the most mature and aware teenager on the planet,' and at the same time he is 'like kid—like, literally, a kid'. Also, he likes Metallica’s ‘Fade To Black’, he is ready to father a child, and knows his fans call his crotch ‘Jerry’,.. What? And what happened of these purity ring and Jesus tattoo? Rolling Stone can really be proud to entertain us with such crap.