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Jerkin with Miley, "Adore You" Video Review


bone dry even in a bathtub
















All this damn hub bub cuz Miley got her hand down her undies.  Have you seen this?  Never in my life have I been less aroused at an implied sexual act.  As our hero writhes around in a windblown sheet we get to watch her drag her own lip, bite her own arm and the worse part is she does this sorta bedroom eye vacant stare.

Fucking Miley would be similar to fucking a corpse.  Well if this video is any indication of her ‘aroused expression’.  The odd random smiles may indicate playful but they show as awkward and weird- what the hell is she smiling at?  Her own finger work?

I adore Miley and I even like the song (though I do not love,its trying to hard to be sensual and that twang hurts my ears) but the imagery isn’t anything that hasn’t been done before and the horrible haircut aint helping her cause.  I know this isn’t porn but the media is treating it as such so it better be able to get a motor running, and mine aint turning over.

The fresh faced morning look doesn’t jive with the butch hairdo and th flesh tone Bali aint cutting it either- wait, is Miley gay?  That may be the disconnect here.  She’s not jerking like a chick, there’s no sensual its more just sorta floundering, has she just met herself?  Shes got that uncomfortable first date thing going on.  That gross milky water shes sitting in is just,.. vile.

I have determined with this video as the defining moment that Miley is heir to the drag queen throne.  The procession of Goddess iss now as follows, Cher, Madonna, Britany, Gaga.. and now Miley.  Take a bow.  There will be 50 Trannies dressed as you this Halloween, kudos to you for the distinction.

They call this video ‘shocking’, I call it horribly dull.

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