Skip to content

Jack White- Token Cracker

Look, I’m no racist but if you really think Jack aint got one hand on his wallet you are out of your “muthufuggin mind breh”

See this is what backstage at a Kanye West gig looks like. Where the hoes and the coke?  Wheres the body shots and blow jobs?  All your getting is a fat David Chappelle and some O’Gz after Wednesday nights gig in Brooklyn.

Jack seems to be sporting his ‘please hammer don’t hurt me’ face or is that the serial killer ‘aint never eaten urban liver’ face?

No matter what it is,  someone with a camera phone took this picture and made my entire day- if not my week.  Sticking Jack in there like a marshmallow in the hot chocolate restored my faith in humanity and made me realize just how whacked things have gotten.

WHO LET THAT CRACKER IN!?  He freaking glows.    For the records surrounding Whitey is David Chappelle, Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes, Mos Def Official (as opposed to the not official who didn’t have a pass), and some random dude in the corner who looks like JJ Evans dad from Good Times.

What a fucking hoot.  Poor lil Jackie.

Leave a Comment


Support Let Me Help Inc by shopping at

Creem – America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine, Reviewed Issue By Issue – September 1985 (Volume 17, Number 4)

By Steve Crawford | March 23, 2023 |

Rock ‘n’ roll is dead. We’re just dancin’ on its grave

Brief Encounters: New Album Releases 3-17-23 – 3-23-22

By Iman Lababedi | March 23, 2023 |

a coming of age for modern Arabic pop and not Arabic Sahara garage

Back in 2009 We Went To The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Museum New York Annex Here Is Our Report (Before Its Abrupt Closure!!)

By Iman Lababedi | March 23, 2023 |

kids picking out songs on guitars and discovering they too can do it

Creem – America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine, Reviewed Issue By Issue – August 1985 (Volume 17, Number 3)

By Steve Crawford | March 22, 2023 |

squirming around on her back like she’d just received a double dose of injectable pig wormer

Money, Money, Money: Buying Tickets In 2023

By Iman Lababedi | March 22, 2023 |

one of the worst endings to a major concert

Sharon Van Etten At The Troubadour, Sunday March 19th 2023

By Alyson Camus | March 22, 2023 |

“I always dreamed of playing the Troubadour”

Single by Single review Of Paul McCartney’s The 7″Singles Box Reviewed

By Iman Lababedi | March 21, 2023 |

a master of melody and less so a master of genre

Creem – America’s Only Rock ‘n’ Roll Magazine, Reviewed Issue By Issue – July 1985 (Volume 17, Number 2)

By Steve Crawford | March 21, 2023 |

Bill Holdship’s piece on Prince is excellent

Daisy Jopling And A Night At The Pyramids… In New York: THIS SATURDAY…

By admin | March 21, 2023 |

a recreation

Going Steady: New Singles 3-17-23 – 3-23-23 Reviewed

By Iman Lababedi | March 21, 2023 |

it is like a change in the drill direction

Scroll To Top