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Jack White- Token Cracker

Look, I’m no racist but if you really think Jack aint got one hand on his wallet you are out of your “muthufuggin mind breh”

See this is what backstage at a Kanye West gig looks like. Where the hoes and the coke?  Wheres the body shots and blow jobs?  All your getting is a fat David Chappelle and some O’Gz after Wednesday nights gig in Brooklyn.

Jack seems to be sporting his ‘please hammer don’t hurt me’ face or is that the serial killer ‘aint never eaten urban liver’ face?

No matter what it is,  someone with a camera phone took this picture and made my entire day- if not my week.  Sticking Jack in there like a marshmallow in the hot chocolate restored my faith in humanity and made me realize just how whacked things have gotten.

WHO LET THAT CRACKER IN!?  He freaking glows.    For the records surrounding Whitey is David Chappelle, Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes, Mos Def Official (as opposed to the not official who didn’t have a pass), and some random dude in the corner who looks like JJ Evans dad from Good Times.

What a fucking hoot.  Poor lil Jackie.

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