I would feel a lot worse if I didn’t dislike em so much, but Pitchfork are such stuck up, boring, tasteful, money hungry scrubbers, it is almost against my religion to say a nice word about them. If I did, it would be one more word than they’ve said in or six plus years of rock reviewing.
So given the facts, I neither want to provide a link and barely want to mention them at all. I just went in search of a quote of one of their dumbass reviewers, but all three I read were pretty good so here is the upcoming albums. You know what to expect right, Jason Isbell, The Chemical brothers and Tame Impala and that’s just next week…
07-17
The Bird And The Bee: Recreational Love [Rostrum]
Camera Shy: Camera Shy [Run for Cover]
The Chemical Brothers: Born in the Echoes [Astralwerks]
Falcons: Terra EP [Fool’s Gold]
Flying Saucer Attack: Instrumentals 2015 [Drag City/Domino]
Happy Diving: So Bunted EP [Topshelf]
Iron & Wine / Ben Bridwell: Sing Into My Mouth [Black Cricket/Brown]
Jason Isbell: Something More Than Free [Southeastern]
Jesse Hackett: Junk [Circle Star]
Mountain Language: Caustic Surge of Weary Oceans [HeWhoCorrupts, Inc.]
MS MR: How Does It Feel [Columbia]
Peacers: Peacers [Drag City]
Pictureplane: Hyper Real: The Remixes EP [IHC 1NFINITY]
Ratatat: Magnifique [XL]
Tame Impala: Currents [Interscope]
White Reaper: White Reaper Does It Again [Polyvinyl]
07-24
Ashley Monroe: The Blade [Warner]
Capone-N-Noreaga: Lessons [Thugged Out Militainment/Penalty]
Ducktails: St. Catherine [Domino]
Eleventh Dream Day: Works for Tomorrow [Thrill Jockey]
Fox Millions Duo: Lost Time [Thrill Jockey]
Gwenno: Y Dydd Olaf [Heavenly] [reissue]
Jessy Lanza: You Never Show Your Love EP [Hyperdub]
Joe Satriani: Shockwave Supernova [Sony]
Lamb of God: VII: Sturm und Drang [Epic]
L’Orange / Kool Keith: Time? Astonishing! [Mello Music Group]
Lee Bains III & the Glory Fires: Sweet Disorder! [Sub Pop]
Locrian: Infinite Dissolution [Relapse]
Mas Ysa: Seraph [Downtown]
Philadelphia Collins: Derp Swervin’ [Exploding in Sound]
Ricked Wicky: King Heavy Metal [GBV]
Roger Waters: Amused to Death [Columbia/Legacy] [reissue]
Seven Davis Jr.: Universes [Ninja Tune]
Omar Souleyman: Bahdeni Nami [Monkeytown]
Strange Wilds: Subjective Concepts [Sub Pop]
Vacation: Non-Person [Don Giovanni]
Various Artists: Carpark Sweet Sixteen Basketball Picture Disc 12 [Carpark]
Various Artists: Southpaw OST [Shady/Interscope]
Watkins Family Hour: Watkins Family Hour [Family Hour]
07-28
Adult Mom: Momentary Lapse of Happily [Tiny Engines]
The Sediment Club: Psychosymplastic [Wharf Cat]
Titus Andronicus: The Most Lametable Tragedy [Merge]
07-31
Albert Hammond Jr.: Momentary Masters [Vagrant]
CFCF: Radiance and Submission [Driftless]
Chairlift: Does You Inspire You [Kanine] [reissue]
The Jesus and Mary Chain: Live at Barrowlands [Demon]
Led Zeppelin: Coda [Atlantic/Swan Song] [reissue]
Led Zeppelin: In Through the Out Door [Atlantic/Swan Song] [reissue]
Led Zeppelin: Presence [Atlantic/Swan Song] [reissue]
The Maccabees: Marks to Prove It [Caroline]
Migos: YRN: Tha Album [300 Entertainment/Quality Control/Atlantic]
Rat Columns: Fooling Around E.P. [Blackest Ever Black]
Seaweed: Actions and Indications [Merge] [reissue]
August:
08-01
I’lls: Can I Go With You to Go Back to My Country EP [Solitaire]
o8-04
Jackson C. Frank: Jackson C. Frank: The Complete Recordings [Ba Da Bing!] [compilation] [reissue]
08-07
Blondes: Persuasion EP [RVNG]
Chelsea Wolfe: Abyss [Sargent House]
Deaf Wish: Pain [Sub Pop]
HEALTH: Death Magic [Loma Vista]
Heathered Pearls: Body Complex [Ghostly]
La Luz: Weirdo Shrine [Hardly Art]
Mac DeMarco: Another One [Captured Tracks]
Michael Stasis: RIP III [Arbutus]
The Mynabirds: Lovers Know [Saddle Creek]
Night Beds: Ivywild [Dead Oceans]
Obie Trice: The Hangover [Black Market Entertainment]
Slim Twig: Thank You for Stickin’ With Twig [DFA]
Telepathe: Destroyer [BZML]
Ultimate Painting: Green Lanes [Trouble in Mind]
Worriers: Imaginary Life [Don Giovanni]
08-11
Parquet Courts / Joey Pizza Slice: Split 7″ [Wharf Cat]
Pavement: The Secret History, Vol. 1 [Matador] [compilation] [reissue]
08-14
Blackalicious: Imani, Vol. 1 [self-released]
Dornik: Dornik [PMR]
The Good Life: Everybody’s Coming Down [Saddle Creek]
Palehound: Dry Food [Exploding in Sound]
Parquet Courts / Big Ups: Live 7″ [VERA/LIVE]
Slime: Company [Weird World]
Stars of the Lid: And Their Refinement of the Decline [Kranky] [reissue]
Stars of the Lid: The Tired Sounds Of [Kranky] [reissue]
Sweet Baboo: The Boombox Balalds [Moshi Moshi]
Various Artists: Wondaland Presents: The Eephus EP [Wondaland/Epic]
08-18
The Ukiah Drag: Crypt Cruiser [Wharf Cat]
08-21
Briana Marela: All Around Us [Jagjaguwar]
Carly Rae Jepsen: E•MO•TION [Schoolboy/Interscope]
Christian Rich: FW14 [Good Luck Chuck]
Deradoorian: The Expanding Flower Plant [Anticon/Tugboat]
DRINKS: Hermits on Holiday [Birth/Heavenly]
Gardens & Villa: Music for Dogs [Secretly Canadian]
Ghost B.C.: Meliora [Spinefarm/Loma Vista]
Hate Eternal: Infernus [Season of Mist]
Method Man: The Meth Lab [Hanz On/Tommy Boy]
Myrkur: M [Relapse]
Oberhofer: Chronovision [Glassnote]
Owen / Into It. Over It.: Split EP [Polyvinyl]
Reatards: Grown Up, Fucked Up [Goner] [reissue]
Royal Headache: High [What’s Your Rupture?]
Singers & Players: War Of Words [On-U Sound]
08-28
Beach House: Depression Cherry [Sub Pop/Bella Union/Mistletone]
Cold Showers: Matter of Choice [Dais]
Destroyer: Poison Season [Merge/Dead Oceans]
Dope Body: Kunk [Drag City]
Foals: What Went Down [Warner Music Group]
Frog Eyes: Pickpocket’s Locket [Paper Bag]
Mike Krol: Turkey [Merge]
Motörhead: Bad Magic [UDR/Motörhead]
Natural Information Society / Bitchin Bajas: Automaginary [Drag City]
Tamaryn: Cranekiss [Mexican Summer]
Willis Earl Beal: Noctunes [Tender Loving Empire]
Yo La Tengo: Stuff Like That There [Matador]
Young Thug: Hy!£UN35 [Atlantic/300 Entertainment]
September:
09-04
Against Me!: 23 Live Sex Acts [Total Treble/INgrooves]
The Arcs: Yours, Dreamily [Nonesuch]
Dâm-Funk: Invite the Light [Stones Throw]
Diane Coffee: Everybody’s a Good Dog [Western Vinyl]
FIDLAR: Too [Mom & Pop]
Iron Maiden: The Book of Souls [Parlophone]
Joan Shelley: Over and Even [No Quarter]
Max Richter: SLEEP [Deutsche Grammophon]
Painted Palms: Horizons [Polyvinyl]
Public Image Ltd.: What the World Needs Now… [PiL]
Supergrass: I Should Coco [Parlophone] [reissue]
Ty Dolla $ign: Free TC [Atlantic]
Unwound: Empire [Numero Group] [compilation] [reissue]
Widowspeak: All Yours [Captured Tracks]
09-11
Beirut: No No No [4AD]
Ben Folds / yMusic: So There [New West]
Craig Finn: Faith in the Future [Partisan]
Low: Ones and Sixes [Sub Pop]
Masayoshi Fujita: Apologues [Erased Tapes]
Petite Noir: La Vie Est Belle / Life Is Beautiful [Domino]
Phil Cook: Southland Mission [Thirty Tigers]
Romare: Rainbow [Ninja Tune]
Shannon and the Clams: Gone by the Dawn [Hardly Art]
Slayer: Repentless [Nuclear Blast]
09-18
Astronauts, Etc.: Mind Out Wandering [Hit City]
Baio: The Names [Glassnote]
The Black Dahlia Murder: Abysmal [Metal Blade]
Bob Moses: Days Gone By [Domino]
Chris Cornell: Higher Truth [TBA]
Darwin Deez: Double Down [Lucky Number]
Destruction Unit: Negative Feedback Resistor [Sacred Bones]
Duran Duran: Paper Gods [Warner Bros.]
Grateful Dead: 30 Trips Around the Sun [Rhino] [compilation]
HeCTA: The Diet [Merge]
Hibou: Hibou [Barsuk]
Lucero: All A Man Should Do [ATO]
Mercury Rev: The Light in You [Bella Union]
Metric: Pagans in Vegas [MMI]
Natasha Kmeto: Inevitable [Dropping Gems]
Robert Forster: Songs to Play [Tapete]
Roger Lion: Roger Lion [Team Love]
Rudimental: We the Generation [Major Tom’s/Big Beat]
Saul Williams: MartyrLoserKing [FADER]
Sean Nicholas Savage: Other Death [Arbutus]
Skylar Spence: Prom King [Carpark]
Telekinesis: Ad Infinitum [Merge]
Various Artists: Mykki Blanco Presents: C-ORE [Dogfood Music Group/!K7]
Various Artists: Trevor Jackson Presents: Science Fiction Dancehall Classics [On-U Sound]
Windhand: Grief’s Internal Flower [Relapse]
09-25
David Bowie: Five Years 1969 – 1973 [Parlophone] [box set]
Disclosure: Caracal [PMR/Island]
Dungen: Allas Sak [Mexican Summer/Smalltown Supersound]
Graveyard: Innocence & Decadence [Nuclear Blast]
New Order: Music Complete [Mute]
Peaches: Rub [I U She/INgrooves]
Tobias Jesso Jr.: “True Love” b/w “Without You (Alternate Version)” 7″ [True Panther]
October:
10-02
Children of Bodom: I Worship Chaos [Nuclear Blast]
Eagles of Death Metal: Zipper Down [T-Boy/UMe]
Girls Names: Arms Around a Vision [Tough Love]
10-08
PJ Harvey / Seamus Murphy: The Hollow of the Hand [Bloomsbury Circus] [book]
10-09
Mogwai: Central Belters [Rock Action]
10-13
Elvis Costello: Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink [Blue Rider] [book]
10-16
Dan Friel: Life [Thrill Jockey]
Dave Heumann: Here in the Deep [Thrill Jockey]
Maritime: Magnetic Bodies/Maps of Bones [Dangerbird]
Matmos: Ultimate Care II [Thrill Jockey]
10-27
Carrie Brownstein: Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl [Riverhead] [book]
10-30
Expert Alterations: You Can’t Always Be Liked [Kanine]
Various Artists: Ork Records: New York, New York [Numero Group] [compilation]
TBA:
ANOHNI: HOPELESSNESS [Warp]
Beak> / <Kaeb: River Avon Blue EP [Invada]
Chromatics: Dear Tommy [Italians Do It Better]
Darlene Love: Introducing Darlene Love [Columbia/Wicked Cool]
Death From Above 1979: Live at Third Man Records [Third Man]
DIIV: Is the Is Are [Captured Tracks]
Drake: Views From the 6 [TBA]
Fucked Up: Live at Third Man Records [Third Man]
Glass Candy: Body Work [Italians Do It Better]
Janet Jackson: TBA [Rhythm Nation/BMG]
Jean-Michel Jarre: TBA [Columbia]
Kanye West: SWISH [Def Jam]
Kate Boy: ONE [Fiction/Island/IAMSOUND]
Kurt Vile: b’lieve i’m goin down [Matador]
Lana Del Rey: Honeymoon [Interscope/Polydor]
Luna: Luna: Long Players (92-99) [Captured Tracks] [compilation] [reissue]
Majical Cloudz: Are You Alone? [Matador]
Nicolas Godin: Contrepoint [Because Music]
The Parlor: Wahzu Wahzu [self-released]
Power: Electric Glitter Boogie [Cool Death]
RiFF RAFF: Peach Panther [Mad Decent]
Rihanna: TBA [Def Jam]
Robyn and La Bagatelle Magique: TBA [Konichiwa/Cherrytree/Interscope]
Run the Jewels: Meow the Jewels [TBA]
Sound of Ceres: Nostalgia for Infinity [TBA]
Symmetry: Still Life [Italians Do It Better]
Tink: Think Tink [Mosley/Epic]
Travi$ Scott: Rodeo [Epic]
The Weeknd: TBA [Republic]