Charlie Sheen claimed, among other things, that he is a rock star. Kinda hard to deny though if he thinks his run of misbehavior can compare to either Jimmy Plant -who had a 13 year old girlfriend, or the Stones circa 1973, as viewable on “Cocksucker Blues” , he might want to rethink his position.
For one thing? Booze and coke will kill ya sure, but slower rather than faster. But grown up rock and roll degenerates go for heroin in a big big way.
Take the late Papa John, who let his daughter Mackenzie snort coke when she was in her early teens, before seducing her when she was in her mid-30s.
As bad as Charlie is, his antics are kids stuff in comparison.
And whatever shit Charlie has pulled, he has always shown up for work on time and able to act for his sitcom. And made hundreds of millions for his constituency. Compare to George “No Show” Jones, who was such a degenerate alcohol he missed half of his shows in the 70s.
Charlie wants to claim he is this Tiger Blood superman, but he is garden variety. Nothing he has done is THAT BAD. He paid for his hookers, his damage, his whatever. He is sleeping with two women? In Islamic religion, you get four. If he can keep em why shouldn’t he keep. He likes porn stars. Like many, many, many other men.
There is no there there.
There is no dating then marrying your thirteen year old cousin (hi Jerry Lee), no making citizen arrests (Presley) or fucking five groupies a day (again, hi Presley) or…
Or murdering your wife (Jerry Lee again), or shooting a woman dead (Phil Spector) or beating your wife on a regular basis (Ike Turner)…
Cmon, Charlie. You wanna shock, get caught in Thailand with nine year old hookers like Gary Glitter.
The list is, of course, endless. Charlie is a babe in the woods. Rock star. HA!