Iman and Hel Do SNL Jessie J.

All I know about Jessie J. is that she sucks in the video “Do It Like a Dude”, shes a pathetic hot mess wanna be and here’s 3 words for you “oil of olay’ cuz sister your age is creepin’.

This is the ivory to Nicky Manajs ebony and swirl the together and prescribe a powerful antibiotic. Her vocals suck. So unless you’re loving the wide crotch pose (is that a “Come in We’re Open” sign hanging there?), there’s nothing to do but listen to the music.  Omit her annoying over slurred white girl ghetto and the music is sorta sexy.  Does this chick have an off button? 

Iman stated earlier I would hate her and hes  right.  I don’t like chicks who try to be whorelike cool.  Look you either know how to be a proper whore or you come off as just used condom..on a park bench.  There’s a fine line, its crossed here.  Its annoying.

But I love Iman with all my heart and every week I promise to be open minded as we celebrate the end of our shitty work weeks with a peek at SNL’s weekly offering. 
So here we go…

“Pricetag”… well then, … I’m at  a loss.  Iman loves this song.. I uh.. I don’t.  Calling this a hip hop production, “Lily Allen Style”, b.o.b came in for some moral support I guess.      “This is real good… She is doing herself a lotta favors” “First Rate”  See this is Imans scene.  He knows whats good he knows what works and well he thumbs up this act.

Me?
I really have nothing to say.  I didn’t like it, I wasn’t entertained. I found no value or joy or even mild toe tapping necessary. I certainly didn’t see the ‘cute’ of Lily, not any at all.
 I watched it and I’m still alive.  I must state though that my local NBC affiliate cut to a Sears ad for UKstyle clothing right after the performance.  Grab those bucks while you can.

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