Here is how it works out with Lily Allen
a) One Great album
b) A good not great follow up
c) A great not good live show
d) A pathetic retirement
e) to design clothes
f) to have a baby
g) so she turns off her twitter account
h) and turns it back on
i) so Lily records a new song with Professor Green
i) so Lily records a new song with Professor Green
j) and anyway she is playing the Big Chill Fest
which leads me to the best way to watch a concert.
a) at Joe’s Pub now the Bottom Line is gone
b) in a small sweaty club
c) in your friends basement
d) in a theatre (say 2000 seater)
e) In an Arena
f) In an amphitheater.
and the worst place to see a concert (envelope please) THE BIG CHILL FESTIVAL AND ANYTHING ELSE WHICH INCLUDES TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AND RAIN.