Today is the 28th birthday of Lady Gaga. A performer who went from obscure club queen to whining nightmare in such a short amount of time that we sorta have to pause for a wtf moment.
A brilliant performer, a creative force with a great message who simply burned us all out. I had a momentary fondness for her until she kept trying so hard that it became a farce.
Her little monsters, the cast outs of society who simply cannot tell when their leader has sold out will hold all sort of raves in her honor. She really is the patron saint of lost souls.
How about we roll the clock back 4 years and let her try again? Lets try it without the idiotic meat dress and shit glued to her head. Lets forget that ridiculous don't ask don't tell rally crap even happened. Lets offer Gaga amnesty for her birthday.
In honor of your big day.. lets quit the showcasing and make some music.