The Westboro Baptist Church doesn’t need any invitation to get furious, these guys can get angry about anything related to politics, entertainment, music, and they are always ready to raise their stupid hateful signs at the view of a rainbow, to protest against gays and other sinful behaviors. And that’s why the California punk band Get Shot, who also does a little bit of porn on the side (they have a site called ‘Get Shot Girls’), posted a war declaration on their Facebook page, saying that they had filmed their bass player, Laura Lush, masturbating on their front lawn, completely naked:
‘The Phelps family and Westboro Baptist Church are ridiculous and do nothing except spread hate and cause controversy. As a bisexual woman and the bass player of a ridiculous punk band, I wanted to spread my legs and cause controversy.’ – Laura Lush, Get Shot!
As they explained, they didn’t even get arrested, despite cops and security around:
‘There was a lot of traffic and we saw a few cops at a coffee shop a few blocks away. We barley had enough gas money and cocaine to make it to Denver for our next concert. Since we can’t afford bail, we had to cut it a little short before the cops got called. If someone will bail us out, we will bring a group of girls and a whole camera crew when we come back in a few months” – J.P. Hunter, Get Shot!’
This is some provocative declaration if I have ever read one! But is it the good way to deal with this retarded church? I don’t know, many people choose to ignore them, but that’s true they are becoming really freaky annoying with their endless funerals picketing. I am all for freedom of expression but these people need to be slammed on the face very hard.
I don’t know if I can repost the band’s video here, because we want to keep it family friendly, but you can watch the charming Laura masturbating on the church’s lawn on Gawker’s site or on the band’s porn site, which seems to be down right now. It probably crashed.
Of course, Get Shot! Didn’t stop there and sent tweets to the church, even requesting footage of the surveillance video ‘because it probably caught a few good angles that the band couldn’t achieve due to the rod iron fence surrounding the church’. These guys aren’t afraid of anything and of course they caught a church member the hand in the candy jar as they tweeted:
‘Someone from your church’s IP address spent 41 minutes looking at our website. That’s longer than the video on your lawn!!!’
But there also was this tweet ‘WE ARE OFFICIALLY FAMOUS AND ARE CURRENTLY WORKING OUT A RECORD AND PORN VIDEO DEAL!!!! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE…’
So disappointing,… because that was the whole idea behind this masturbation stunt right?