Im totally stealing this verbatim from pollstar cuz its so freakin hilarious I could never replicate it:
“E Street Band saxophonist Clarence Clemons says he’s “in great spirits” after undergoing back surgery.
Bruce Springsteen’s longtime sidekick issued a statement to The Associated Press on Friday saying he’s “looking forward to a brighter future and playing more music!” Clarence The Big Man’s already doing a little Tweeting. Clemons, who turned 68 on Monday, sends his love to fans via Twitter. He adds that after he recovers, “We can dance again! “He also Tweeted: “Bless the people in Haiti.” Clemons had the surgery on Wednesday at a Manhattan hospital. The band’s taking a breather after globe-trotting for the better part of two years.”
I dont want to dance with him and Twitter should be illegal for anyone over 20