What the hell is Slice TV? Its a life network in Canada and well its just a matter of time until its on VH1. "Ex Wives" delves in to the world of former rock queens.
When you are young and beautiful every musician will want you. Your wish is there command theres jewelry cars and gifts access to elite clubs and backstage antics. Then you marry them then you age and then you realize that some younger model has replaced you. then you are smack dab back in the real world and you have to fend for yourself (with their alimony and child support if you were smart) Ah the groupies lament. I swear to you the shelf life of a band girl is short and this leads to the new Canadian series attacking the airwaves.
Narrated by Shannon Tweed (wife of KISS bassist Gene Simmons), Ex-Wives Of Rock follows video vixen Susan Dixon (ex-wife of Warrant bassist Jerry Dixon), Cherry Pie rock goddess Bobbie Brown (ex-wife of Warrant frontman Jani Lane), drummer and Tommy Lee's sister, Athena Lee (ex-wife of Scorpions drummer James Kottak) and Sharise Neil (ex-wife of Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil).
It's a metal stew! I suppose we are supposed to feel sorry for these girls, but I think the amusement of their fall from fame is more entertaining. Cougar club! In the video below they're giving every woman over age 30 a reason to pause and say WTF?! Stereotypes from hell.
This will be on our satellite in no time but I predict it will tank simply because there are enough 'wives and housewives' shows to last a lifetime and these musicians are not 'big' enough.