Ed Sheeran reminds me of a slice of white bread sitting in a bowl of milk. A pasty unappetizing glob of ooze with no real distinct mass. About a year ago he was the scream of Mary Magpie who was hailing him a genius and who's enthusiasm was met with the review from Iman Lababedi of his show.
"A Team" has become a bit of an anthem but honestly….shut up. He provides the perfect Brit buzz to suburban white girls looking to be 'edgy'. Great news is he will be on The Grammys so now when you watch you'll think..wait he really does look like white bread soaking in milk. You're welcome for the visual.
This bit of gossip comes from the 'who the hell cares' file but then again its Saturday so you should be doing something productive anyway. Seems Mr. Sheeran is hiding his tattoos because they are "Quite dramatic"… The singers ink includes a copy of French artist Matisse's sketch of a mother holding a baby on his forearm, a phoenix on his arm and he recently added a King Arthur tattoo to his hand,
'Ed's keeping his new tattoos under wraps and hasn't really been showing them off as they're quite dramatic,' a source told British newspaper The Sun.
'He fell in love with the Matisse image because he found it comforting, and he loves the myth of the phoenix rising from the flames as it gives him hope when he looks at it.'
Ed is preparing to perform with Elton John at the 55th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles on February 10.
He has spoken recently about his excitement over the duet.
"I can't wait to kind of just be involved in the whole thing. Just to be going is an honor, but to be nominated and performing is nuts," he told MTV News
There ya go.. you're now up to date in the nonsense category.