Scott Weiland’s…clothing line
This from a man who fell through a hole in the stage last week. Who’s the hottest of hot messes. Like a not so pathetic and hotter Amy Winehouse.
“Weiland For English Laundry”, a new clothing collaboration with English Laundry designer Christopher Wicks, which features rock-inspired vests, t-shirts, pants, hats, ties and scarves ala’ 70s Bowie.
Scarves?…nuff said there.
Then theres the Christmas album in the works… Christmas album. Seriously?
It will be “traditional Jazz style” music with strings, upright bass, horns and piano Apparently Scott is searching for songs he wants to cover, while designing jaunty scarves…
Can you feel the amphetamines churning in the veins here?
Whats next? Im thinking home furnishings like lamps and bean bag chairs, and a line of breakfast bars… no wait thats food.
Word has it the Mr Weiland is basically diversifying as life on the road is very difficult. Fashion and Christmas scream Home Shopping Network so loudly, I’m going to block my ears.
I predict clothing sizes of Small, xtra Small, methadone small, crytal meth small, and junk.
God save Scott.
What a stupid article! You wish you were as hot as Scott Weiland. Stupid loser!