What the hell is this hot mess?
Dolly Parton is 65 years old. She is the same age as David Bowie and younger than Charlie Watts. How's that for perspective? She wants to do a duet with the over inflated Lady Gaga
"We''d be fun together, don''t you think?" Dolly said to E! Online at the red carpet premiere of her new movie Joyful Noise. "I think people would love that. But you know, you just wait. Those kind of things happen when they''re supposed to."
I think that Gaga would want to WEAR Parton, not sing with her. Couple that rack with those chipmunk jowls and well who knows- maybe it would be fun. I think Dolly fits her name shes just a bubbley happy hillbilly coated in glitter and cash.
Wait, she also is working on a collaboration with Queen Latifah. This part isnt as fun but it still a funny visual.
"I told Queen Latifah she should be on the Grand Ole Opry," Dolly said. "She could sing Fix Me Jesus. They would love that."
Who's 'they'? C'mon y'all you think Queen would be well recieved? Hmmm. See, THIS is why Dolly is so adorable, she's clueless but fun.