Bury Me At Sea ROCK LEGENDS CRUISE III

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I can think of about 100 better ways to spend a couple thousand bucks.  I cant imagine why anyone would want to set afloat with a bunch of bands who’s careers are so far back that your average college kid has no idea who they are. Let me clarify that- kids today know legend.  They have them jammed down their throats with the likes of ACDC t shirts and dads car radio.  Band taking part in the sea cruise are the B grade bands that had loyal following- for a blip of time  The Doobie Brothers had some clout but can I have a show of hands from my under 30 crowd of if you’ve heard of them

So old folks and shuffle board, biker mamas and car mechanics rejoice.  You got your rock and roll tour right here, WITH BUFFET!  Yup, booze and old broads and 38 Special its a dream come true.  Don’t forget your Levitra and cholesterol meds.

Sponsored by the Native American Heritage Association, proceeds from this Cruise For A Cause will benefit NAHA’s mission to provide emergency assistance and self-help programs to the Sioux Native Americans living on reservations in South Dakota. – say what?  Yup its a casino promoted event!  Go Native Americans! Those cats have cornered the market and dull suburban dreams!
For the record the website is so rude that I cant imagine how the event is running.  STOP if you dont want to pay the $250 reservation fee, really?  Screw you, work on your internet manners or find kinder language.
This is by far the most un-enthused event I have ever seen.  Check the site just for the laugh- even the band photos are unflattering!
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