Bret Michaels Dying Again?

The zombie apocalypse is at hand as Bret Michaels has sustained yet another life affirming medical scare.  I am not sure if this guy is just completely insane, or a pathological liar.  I cant for the life of me figure how one person can nearly die so many times yet still show up on Celebrity Apprentice.

I understand any publicity is good publicity when you're an old hair metal God but its nearing the point of the 'Boy Who Cried Wolf'. Check out Bret's latest Facebook post:

"After experiencing some life awakening medical events earlier today, it has once again put life into perspective in both my personal and professional life. Though the last few weeks have thrown me a curve ball and have been rough to say the least, I refuse to become jaded. For all the loyalty that I have shown to people throughout my life and specifically over the last few weeks, to not have the same respect given back to me, it's times like these when the people who matter the most become most clear. I am grateful once again to my family, friends and fans. Let's rock this upcoming tour! (I also thank God for these RockBands, kickboxing and my motorcycle track for helping with my physical release…as for my mental release, I'm still a WORK IN PROGRESS, LOL.) Thank you to my awesome, family, friends & fans, you rock! Stay tuned, more to come…"

'Jaded'?  What the hell is that?  I suppose it could be he was diagnosed with something or other?  I do love the cliffhanger of the statement cuz it makes all the 40 year old former glam hoes worry about their God.  It has come to the point where Bret does nothing but almost die and go on reality TV.  When on Earth will he just give up?!