Well my friends it had to happen and happen it is. First off do you remember the “Achy Breaky Heart?” that’s what brought Billy Ray Cyrus out in the open. With that foxy mullet and his line dancing hoke he became America’s hero. Some say music died that day and others just ordered up another tray a wings and a pitcher. I for one, sobbed and prayed that it would pass.
Flash forward and Billy Ray is getting’ sexy with his teenaged daughter and milking her spunkiness with the Disney show Hannah Montana. Yup, there was Scooter playing dad to his famous daughter. That did really well made major bucks and his lil girl became a very rich and very famous woman and he was just the fake tanned pappy with the peroxide highlights. Yuck.
Flash forwarder and Miley is a weed smokin’ hip girl with a life of her own and an engagement ring or something or other. Huffin’ bongs and getting crazy just like every 20 something should. Dad blames himself—dad is a parasite.
Flash forwardest and Billy Ray Cyrus got a new job! Hot dang, and almost all by himself!! But on behalf of all Thespians and the mayor of New York bow your head as Billy Ray Cyrus is going to be on Broadway. Yeah, I’m not joking.
The musical Chicago will pretty much let anyone have a role ,ex supermodels and B list TV actresses do apply. Cyrus will be taking on the role of criminal lawyer Billy Flynn for a seven-week engagement beginning Nov. 5. Seven weeks, that’s not so bad right?