Betting on rock and roll death is a suckers game, for one thing ask not for whom the bell tolls, etc. etc, and for another, life is way too random and for a third… well, for a third I would've bet that Robin Gibb was gone before Levon Helm. But, not everybody is free with the info so we are never really certain as to who is nearly coaked and why…
Still, here is a list of upcoming rock and roll deaths as predicted by me!
1. Merle Haggard – Going back on tour but there man is a cancer ravished mess.
2. Robin Gibbs – There is only so many times you can wake up from a coma
3. Keith Richards – Many a dead pooler has lost money betting on this guy but he hasn't been the same since he fell out of that tree, Why do you think the Stones aren't touring this year?
4. Lindsay Lohan -the rock and roll connection, Samantha Ronson and a crap album, is tenous, but when you go straight, IF you go back, you tend to overmedicate for what your body can sustain.
5. Tony Bennett – He Can't last forever…