This just in.. Jesus will not be born this year. This in protest to the horrific news that Twisted Sister is playing live in honor of the holiday.
New York I am so sorry for this but, Friday, December 2 at the Paramount Theater in Huntington, NY, and The Best Buy Theater in NYC on Saturday, December 17 the now elder sisters will be live and rockin' for your entertainment and Holiday cheer.
If you told me 30 years ago that one day I would be playing Christmas songs, with Twisted Sister, for families in concert–and be happy about it–I would have punched you right in the nose. Funny how life changes you. Now I'm actually looking forward to it!" – Dee Snider
"There is no better way to blow your Christmas bonus than by seeing 'A Twisted Christmas' on Broadway. It's so good, even atheists love it!" – Jay Jay French
So there you have it. Im not gonna take it but maybe you will. This is in answer to the widely praised "A Very Twisted Christmas" LP, that was called by some sources 'the greatest rock and roll holiday album of all time'…
Elvis just spun in his grave.