A Reformed Eminem Is The Equivalent of a Sugar Free M&M by Iman Lababedi

I’ve only heard a handful of songs off Eminem’s new album “Relapse” and I I like em, don’t like em, like B.o.B., like Drake, like just about every major hip hop album out there right now: it’s a coupla sure shots and a whole lotta hooey.

But really, in the deeper meaning of the word, is there anything more ugh-ly then a repentent Eminem. What, exactly, is he so sorry for?

I really think it makes us all a little small when Eminem is no longer a snivelling shit but is now a decent grown up,

Fuck growing up.

From what I’ve heard I vastly prefer Relapse.
What Eminem should really repent is becoming a crawling ass kisser.
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