This is how I understand rap! It's is actually hilarious: an ex-scientologist, Titziano Lugli, who is also a producer and musician, has written an all-star rap song that slams the cult in the most funny way.
The video, which was posted by Gawker first, has these-cult-damaging lines, ‘It's a blind alley, like Kirstie Alley/Travolta, and Cruise, but we ain't no fools’,… or these ones: ‘Scientology’s being toasted by a midget with a blowtorch/Pretender to the throne he’s just a big-ass pain in the zorch/The Wizard of Oz/Cowering behind his curtain/His lies have no end, Of that you can be certain/Dave and his BFF little Tom/These half two men/Think they're really the bomb/But I couldn't take their shit no more/So I said ‘Fuck you’ and walked out the door’.
The whole thing is a direct attack at scientology church leader, David Miscavige (the midget), as well as his dear number 2, Tom Cruise. The funniest thing is that Lugli has recruited top former scientologists for the recording, such as former top spokeman, Australian Mike Rinder, Tom Cruise’s former confessor-auditor Marty Rathbun, and even Cruise’s ex-girlfriend Nazanin Boniadi, who, according to Vanity Fair, was specially handpicked by the church in 2004, to be offered to Cruise like a virgin during a 16th century arranged marriage,… except it didn’t exactly worked out, the beauty rebelled, insulted Miscavige, and she is now rapping against the cult who tried to pimp her out to be the girlfriend of a ‘gay crazy actor’.
Although the poppy chorus (the show must go on?) sounds a little cheesy, that’s absolutely great that these former scientologists are doing this, the song has a lot to say and should do some damage to the cult. I just hope Xenu will not sue them, but I still don’t understand how this big blue building is still standing on Sunset Boulevard after all these ex-members, all these TV shows slamming the hell out of each one of its bricks.
Now what about a real video with the all-star cast?